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These days, a wedding’s just another transaction. You book the hall, drop a fortune on food no one remembers, and hire a band that knows three songs and plays them badly. The guest list? Strictly those who’ll make the expense worthwhile — gifts, connections, favors. It's a high-stakes investment masked in tulle. In times like these, there's no room for sentiment. That’s why weddings are dangerous places for romantics. They show up looking for love... and end up across the table from someone ruthless, someone who doesn’t believe in “forever” unless there’s a contract involved. Someone who sees an opportunity — and names their price.