Two blondes and one strapon

Insomnia brings on remarkable clarity. I haven't slept in three months, certainly

not since I started the club, and the thoughts that race through my mind in

continuous loop speak only the truth. We are slaves to consumerism. Everything we

own ends up owning us. An entire generation of women chasing flashy cars

and rich husbands and big houses, liposuction, breast enhancements, other