Sex alpine.

I was in the woods, I shot the book, then I was in the cowshed, then the cow got sick, the first cow didn't make it, the second one I just shot.

The cow wasn't even sick, he was just tired.

The cow was half-assed, and that's why I shot him.

I put five bullets in the cow with that ***. Look how pissed she is.

Nothing's warm 'cause the sow's already died.