Mindgasm Contract

This is a contract you’re about to sign — without knowing what it says. There are no previews. No summaries. No warnings. And once you own it. it owns you. The moment you buy this, the agreement becomes legally, sexually, and psychologically binding. You won’t know what you’ve agreed to until it’s too late. And even then, you’ll wish you never pressed play. Don’t fool yourself. You’re not buying pleasure. You’re purchasing control. And once it begins, there is no cancellation, no exit, no safeword. Read this carefully: If you continue — you are accepting every clause, no matter what they are. Even the ones that break you. Still curious? Good. Curiosity is how I catch them.