Julie K. Smith knows that partners wife is out.

Hello? Hey honey, I just pulled up to the market. What did you buy for dinner? I was thinking tuna casserole?

Um, I don't know honey, are melons in season? I think so. Since when did you start eating melons?

I saw something on the internet and they said that melons were good for your libido. Really? What kind of melons?

Big, juicy, ripe ones. Why do you sound so strange? I don't know, I feel a little stiffness coming on.

Well, take care, I'll be home as soon as I can. Oh no, no, no, don't rush on my account. Something's just come up and I've got to take care of it.