to ahandfullisfine :Jeez, what a grouch! How do you know they're "fake" noises? Are you basing that on watching "When Harry Met Sally"? Ridiculous. As far as judging the guy's ejaculate, have you done a scientific study of the topic? Ridiculous again. How do you know how much cum is retained? Is your ejac 16 ounces? You should just stick to wanking. Jeez.