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I'm leaving. No one will know where I am. Goodbye, my one and only love.

Oh, Miss Heller, please don't fire me. Margaret, I've come to give you your pay.

I didn't mean to do it. Don't you think you should have thought about that before you got so involved

with my... with my husband? He made me do it. I'm really sorry. Don't fire me. Margaret, who are

you trying to ***? I can't believe he made you do anything. Yes, yes he did. You've got to believe me.